if you start talking to me everyday and night, i’m obviously gonna get attached to you. even if i never planned to in the first place, i will. so before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won’t just suddenly leave me. cause you know, that happens to me a lot.
son [fatherly pat on the back] the world is complex, but [stare out into the setting sun over a lake] there are some things we just have to face [a pause, broken only by the sounds of nature] if you want people to care about your fanfic, you need to stop writing for the flintstones. nobody cares about the flintstones anymore
i hate my teachers ♥